This blog will be going offline around midnight tonight, so all two of you jonesing for late night arguments for college football playoffs will have to find another internet diversion for the evening. I hear this "pornography" thing is becoming quite popular.
We'll come back up tomorrow, with a shocking change that will blow your mind.
(Unless of course you've read any other SBNation blog in the last two months. In that case, well, you know what's coming. Sorry.)