It is my hope that some day the head coaches will hold a joint press conference and announce that each one cares about the game exactly as much--but not too much, mind you, that could be unhealthy--as his counterpart. Then we can get back to concerning ourselves with stuff that might actually affect the outcome on the field.

Maybe in the mean time we could get the ball rolling on some "Yeah This Is My Super Bowl, Because Fuck You That's Why" shirts. If the label's going to be there all the time, true or not, folks might as well revel in it.