I don't know what to say. So I will crib from a post from Jim Wray in its entirety:
The Nike Boom app features "blasts of motivation" like this one from Coach K, who appears to be taking a dump. I'll be sure to download this app precisely thirty seconds before I want to grind my iPhone into dust.
Click over to see the picture. Free is way, way too expensive for this. Why would anyone need a voice encouraging you to scream at a ref during your workout anyway?