All is not lost for the women's team, of course. There's an incredible amount of talent there, and one record has already fallen. Watch freshman Indi Cowie join the illustrious ranks of that guy with the really long fingernails and that small horde of people who jammed themselves in a phone booth:

In case your curious, the official Carolina March Blog Heel-Juggling record stands unmatched at... one. I accept all-comers. (Hat tip, Top Drawer Soccer).