Introducing Butch Davis, football coach for the University of North Carolina.
You can find his wiki-biography, already updated to reflect his new job, here.
And here's some idiot saying, and I quote:
"It wasn't until one of the searches actually spelled it out for me that I realized there exist people who think North Carolina could land Butch Davis. Steve Spurrier will return to Duke before that happens. I'll coach at Duke before that happens."
I expect to start my new position in Durham any day now. I promise not to let poorly coaching a football team effect my insightful blogging analysis.