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UNC 103, Sacred Heart 81

Note: Because the game was broadcast on ESPNU, which has an estimated viewing audience of 8, the author was not able to see the game in question. All analysis comes from the highlights on ESPN Sportscenter, as observed in a pool hall with no sound. We now return you to the post in question.

That Tyler Hansbrough might turn out to be a decent ballplayer.

(Also, it appears one of the keys to the game was former Dallas Cowboy Emmitt Smith's ability to dance a tango in a strange outfit. More information on this as it develops.)