In case you were wondering why the posting volume dropped, I have an excuse. Sunday, I ran Santa Barbara's Pier to Peak half marathon - self-proclaimed "The World's Toughest Half-Marathon." It was also my first, a decision that can be charitably described as incredibly stupid. Allow me to diagram the route for you all:

Portrait of the author after 13.1 miles and 4,000 feet of idiocy.
The time since then has been spent replenishing exhausted alcohol reserves. I'll return tomorrow with content involving actual UNC athletes doing actual athletic feats of actual interest to the world at large.