The News & Observer wants to name the UNC-N.C. State game. And presumably add a tacky trophy for gamers to win when they play NCAA Football 2009. So they've opened it up to the floor, and the floor has responded with a bunch of variations on "Tobacco Road." Which is rather lame.
Since I don't think "The Battle Between Good and E-I-E-I-O" would fly, my suggestion would be The Friday Feud. Naturally, the game would never be played on a Friday, just to confuse the hell out of everyone.