In-state drama, on various cable channels, depending on where you live. In the D.C. area, for instance, it's on MASN, who have been sending me press releases for three straight years about Every. Little. Thing. they put on the air. It's also not on until 11:30 at night. Thank you, @#$%! MASN.
Also, since I saw him at the Black Cat on Thursday, here's Rhett Miller: