(I made that same headline joke the last time we did one of these, and no one got it. It's like y'all had lives in the early nineties or something.)
Anyway, the SB Nation Mothership would like your opinion on various things. Not, as the headline suggests, about your choice of legume or favorite Cheers actor, but about sports, the internet, and reading about sports on the internet. And of course, we also want your opinions about this site in particular, and whether anything I write is remotely coherent. Think of it as the internet equivalent of T.A. evaluations, or those little comment cars at restaurants.
Here is the survey. It'll take at most two minutes of your time. Thanks!